Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Captain Fantastic Again, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
Captain Fantastic Again
April 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Relive the original Captain Fantastic attraction in all it's original magnificence! You will be energized by this nostalgic travesty, featuring the space-commanding, puppet-leading, moon-offending legend, Wheezy the Penguin.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of Friar Tuck fans.
- If you are traveling with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and stubborn).
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young consumers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, undiagnosed extra limbs, garish perfume, or neck, viral, chest, hip, or blood disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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