Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain EU Tribute attraction during a moment of contemplation
Captain EU Tribute
November 1, 1973
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Relive the classic Captain EU attraction in all it's significantly dated magnificence! You will be lambasted by this retro-cool pop opera, featuring the innovating, mildly acting, moon-walking legend, Baby Herman.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to enter.
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or ankle disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains holographic effects.
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