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The Captain EU Tribute attraction, massively rumbling in the shrouded park light
Captain EU Tribute
November 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Relive the long forgotten Captain EU attraction in all it's ear-blasting beauty! You will be disenchanted by this timeless sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the zooming, mildly acting, backward-walking legend, Justin Timberlake.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess autograph pavilion.
- Explosions may be too intense for retirees.
- Annoyance may occur.
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