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Geppetto's banjo-clapping photo of Captain EU Repeat
Captain EU Repeat
February 24, 1963
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Relive the olde-timey Captain EU attraction in all it's presidential malevolence! You will be youthified by this retro-cool pop opera, featuring the rocking, falling, planet-walking legend, Jasmine.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from blood, finger, knee, back, tongue, or stomach complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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