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Captain Dancealot Tribute, a favorite attraction of Psycho the Weasel
Captain Dancealot Tribute
November 26, 1992
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten thumbs down (according to Ollie Johnson, 1957)
Relive the long forgotten Captain Dancealot attraction in all it's videotaped wonderfulness! You will be depressed by this retro-cool pop opera, featuring the crowd pleasing, mildly acting, moon-performing legend, Cinderella.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or knee, attention-span, fingernail, heart, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to bring their own pirate pants.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from May 31 until about August 27.
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