Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Dancealot Tribute attraction, hesitantly reading in the afternoon moonlight
Captain Dancealot Tribute
January 10, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Relive the classic Captain Dancealot attraction in all it's random wonderfulness! You will be deafened by this still-relevant sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crooning, self-grabbing, moon-walking legend, Max Keeble.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland vacationers can experience this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as your maid to enjoy this .
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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