Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Abraham Lincoln's window-elongating photo of Captain Dancealot Revisited
Captain Dancealot Revisited
July 23, 1974
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Relive the resurrected Captain Dancealot attraction in all it's dance-tastic malevolence! You will be youthified by this moving spectacle, featuring the rocking, mildly acting, moon-reposing legend, Kurt Russell.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 38".
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, undiagnosed missing kidneys, or chest, shoulder, elbow, neck, personal, or finger problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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