Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Dancealot Rerun attraction during repairs
Captain Dancealot Rerun
February 8, 1973
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Relive the once lost Captain Dancealot attraction in all it's ear-blasting perfection! You will be energized by this still-relevant sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crowd pleasing, swoon-making, cactus-walking legend, Jane.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something with less people on it.
- Darkness may be too intense for retirees.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fingernail, kidney, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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