Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Captain Dancealot Rerun, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
Captain Dancealot Rerun
February 23, 1964
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 35 minutes on foot)
Relive the long forgotten Captain Dancealot attraction in all it's dance-tastic amazement! You will be awestruck by this timeless sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the space-commanding, dancing, moon-stretching legend, Pierre.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible Thor fans.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- For your health, you should be free from skin, shoulder, attention-span, chest, bowel, or back issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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