Massive Montanaland Attraction Database
The Captain Dancealot Repeat attraction as seen from the top of Main Street
Captain Dancealot Repeat
May 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Dancealot attraction in all it's 2D magnificence! You will be depressed by this still-relevant travesty, featuring the crowd pleasing, self-grabbing, moon-leading legend, Billy Bones.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something longer.
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