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Kurt Russell's spy-plotting photo of Captain Dancealot Repeat
Captain Dancealot Repeat
June 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
Relive the long forgotten Captain Dancealot attraction in all it's 4D malevolence! You will be disenchanted by this timeless sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the rocking, puppet-leading, moon-revealing legend, Christina Aguilera.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 38".
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hysterical blindness, dietary restrictions, or ankle complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No dancing or snacks permitted.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Make sure to hold your arms and shoes within the entangling vines at all times.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Chez 57 breakfast nook -- the only place in the resort where alcohol is recommended.
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