Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Captain Dancealot Repeat attraction, which recently celebrated its supernatural anniversary
Captain Dancealot Repeat
May 18, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Relive the olde-timey Captain Dancealot attraction in all it's 4D glory! You will be delighted by this retro-cool spectacular, featuring the innovating, mildly acting, moon-pelting legend, Nikita Khrushchev.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you find tracking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 113.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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