Massive Montanaland Attraction Database

The Captain Dancealot Repeat attraction as seen from the top of Main Street

The Captain Dancealot Repeat attraction as seen from the top of Main Street

Captain Dancealot Repeat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 1959
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Dancealot attraction in all it's 2D magnificence! You will be depressed by this still-relevant travesty, featuring the crowd pleasing, self-grabbing, moon-leading legend, Billy Bones.

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