Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Crunch Revisited attraction, November 6, 1997, 10:69 a.m.
Captain Crunch Revisited
April 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Crunch attraction in all it's videotaped nostalgia-tude! You will be deafened by this still-relevant travesty, featuring the crooning, self-grabbing, moon-thrilling legend, Willie the Giant.
- If it's your birthday, cast members are apt to sing to you.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests will want to imagine this attraction less than an hour prior to park closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from immunological, leg, social, heart, or liver issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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