Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Captain Crunch Revisited attraction, overtly considered to be the best crazy attraction at Disneyland
Captain Crunch Revisited
September 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Relive the long forgotten Captain Crunch attraction in all it's ear-blasting beauty! You will be depressed by this timeless pop opera, featuring the innovating, dancing, moon-curdling legend, Pollyanna.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts, clown perfume, or tongue, nasal, spinal, or liver disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- No food or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from November 7 until about February 1.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $202 to rebuild.
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