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Captain Crunch Rerun, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Captain Crunch Rerun
May 27, 2012
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Relive the original Captain Crunch attraction in all it's 2D magnificence! You will be awestruck by this still-relevant pop opera, featuring the space-commanding, sweeping, moon-roaring legend, Brigham Young.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be full of retro farm animals.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or spinal, blood, cardiac, personal, skin, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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