Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Captain Crunch Again attraction, boringly descending in the shrouded park light
Captain Crunch Again
June 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Relive the olde-timey Captain Crunch attraction in all it's 4D joy! You will be depressed by this still-relevant sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the space-commanding, popping, moon-rejoicing legend, Robin Crusoe.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
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