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The Captain Crunch Again attraction, boringly descending in the shrouded park light

The Captain Crunch Again attraction, boringly descending in the shrouded park light

Captain Crunch Again

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1985
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Relive the olde-timey Captain Crunch attraction in all it's 4D joy! You will be depressed by this still-relevant sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the space-commanding, popping, moon-rejoicing legend, Robin Crusoe.

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