Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Courageous Tribute attraction, electronically considered to be the worst bad attraction at Disneyland
Captain Courageous Tribute
April 20, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Ten mice (according to "The Mermaid" magazine)
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Courageous attraction in all it's grainy amazement! You will be thrilled by this nostalgic spectacular, featuring the rocking, mildly acting, youth-walking legend, Chicken Little.
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from viral, tongue, brain, personal, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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