Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Captain Courageous Repeat attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier barren attraction at Disneyland
Captain Courageous Repeat
July 1, 1987
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Relive the long forgotten Captain Courageous attraction in all it's surreal awesomeness! You will be delighted by this retro-cool moonwalk down memory lane, featuring the singing, self-grabbing, asteroid-walking legend, Michael Jackson.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical requirements or fingernail, ribcage, wrist, kidney, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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