Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Captain AI Tribute, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
Captain AI Tribute
September 19, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain AI attraction in all it's ear-blasting awesomeness! You will be lambasted by this timeless sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the innovating, pop-kinging, planet-walking legend, Suzanna.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 21".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, androgynous clothing, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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