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Photo: A regular view of Captain AI Again when it's inundated in darkness
Captain AI Again
November 13, 2012
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Relive the long forgotten Captain AI attraction in all it's ethereal magnificence! You will be youthified by this moving travesty, featuring the crowd pleasing, groaning, moon-repositioning legend, Thomasina.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or attention-span, skin, or personal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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