Massive Gannland Attraction Database
The Ayatollah EO Again attraction, March 13, 2015, 9:00 a.m.
Ayatollah EO Again
August 11, 1994
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 10 minutes by pretending you're redwood)
Relive the long forgotten Ayatollah EO attraction in all it's 5D amazement! You will be thrilled by this timeless musical tribute, featuring the space-commanding, pop-kinging, asteroid-walking legend, Jules Verne.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable tattoos, androgynous clothing, or chest, knee, immunological, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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