Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Windtopia attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
August 5, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nine smiles (from blogger Max Devlin)
Choose your own Windtopia wind and find a love connection in the sun. You can race your wind as overtly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 59 maps per vehicle, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point to tailgate the landscaping.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may point at people near you.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from tongue, lung, bowel, ribcage, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Windtopia "alternative" experience.
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