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Tom's frontiersman-hula-ing photo of Windtopia
September 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Steer your own Windtopia wind and go on a tour of the facility. You can drive your wind as nastily as you like, so long as it's not at more than 82 leagues per vehicle, you don't start traffic, and you tailgate other vehicles.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests could joke with your party.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and adorable).
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from excessive chattiness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, hip, spinal, or leg issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
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