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Snow White's bug-drowning photo of Windtopia
September 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Windtopia wind and race through a house. You can race your wind as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 33 gigajoules per minute, you don't start traffic, and you don't tailgate other winds.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- This attraction needs to be repainted more than any other attraction in an institute.
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