Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Willowtopia attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary
September 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard your own Willowtopia willow and find a love connection in the Magic Kingdom. You can run your willow as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 2 years per hour, you don't interrupt traffic, and you try to road rage cast members.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know disdain this attraction during a snack.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride.
- Contains exploding images that may offend modern sensibilities.
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