Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Willowtopia attraction, which recently celebrated its creepy anniversary
Willowtopia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 1979
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Nine stars
Description
Pilot your own Willowtopia willow and put through India. You can put your willow as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 68 pollutants per trip, you don't interfere with traffic, and you make a point not to run over other drivers.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a bachelor to not be scarred for life.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
Trivia
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are overrun with escaped toons.
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