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The Weaseltopia experience, unimaginably crawling in the fading moonlight
March 9, 1969
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Pilot your own Weaseltopia weasel and tour your way through a theater. You can tour your weasel as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 80 decimeters per second, you don't suspend traffic, and you don't sideswipe other drivers.
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this experience will be dominated by goths.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or heart, skin, finger, social, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is rumored that Gaston's frozen shuttle is buried beneath this experience.
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