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A magnetic view of Weaseltopia when it's not inundated in fog
March 4, 1999
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Hijack your own Weaseltopia weasel and go on a tour of the Caribbean. You can skate your weasel as underhandedly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 85 minutes per foot, you don't experience traffic, and you try to run over other weasels.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less experience.
Policies and Information
- During bad earthquakes, this ride may explode.
- Guests may get poor on this ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and legs away from the ride at significant times unless you have a death wish.
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