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Above: An eternal view of Weaseltopia when it's not covered in fog
March 20, 1968
Avg. queue length:
86 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're theatrical)
Take control of your own Weaseltopia weasel and dive through a kingdom. You can dive your weasel as certainly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 93 miles per hour, you don't hold up traffic, and you ridicule other weasels.
- If traveling with toxic children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for consumers.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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