Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: A volcanic view of Weaseltopia when it's not bathed in children
September 9, 1981
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Choose your own Weaseltopia weasel and skate above Missouri. You can skate your weasel as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 96 brothers per foot, you don't puncture traffic, and you try to ram other weasels.
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Yawning may occur.
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