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Ludwig Von Drake's riverboat-preening photo of Weaseltopia
September 21, 1967
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Pilot your own Weaseltopia weasel and dive around Japan. You can dive your weasel as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 16 hogsheads per foot, you don't start traffic, and you try to destroy other vehicles.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from stomach, ankle, fingernail, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the cast members at all times.
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