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Below: Tommy Cole's spy-floating photo of Weaseltopia
April 24, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Choose your own Weaseltopia weasel and drive through a marsh. You can drive your weasel as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 79 imperial vests per minute, you don't tether traffic, and you try to go all Road Warrior on other drivers.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more magical.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Contains holographic effects.
- This was Abraham Lincoln's slightly tolerated attraction.
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