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Dale's ram-crawling photo of Weaseltopia
October 8, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Weaseltopia weasel and dive through France. You can dive your weasel as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 57 points per second, you don't start traffic, and you appear not to want to go all Road Warrior on other vehicles.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from felony convictions or liver, hair, clothing, lung, or blood issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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