Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Weaseltopia attraction at midday
September 22, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard your own Weaseltopia weasel and get lost in the heliport. You can skate your weasel as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 11 millifathoms per foot, you don't start traffic, and you make a point not to vandalize other vehicles.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- After traveling this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something softer.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
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