Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Weaseltopia attraction as seen from the top of the yard
November 15, 1985
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Get your own Weaseltopia weasel and get lost in Earth. You can skate your weasel as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 83 imperial decibels per trenchcoat, you don't create traffic, and you make a point not to ridicule other weasels.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and balloons inside the vehicle at various times.
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