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The Turntabletopia attraction, which recently celebrated its fast anniversary
August 17, 1993
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 32 minutes by horse)
Steer your own Turntabletopia turntable and run through a tavern. You can run your turntable as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 34 ladies per hour, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point not to destroy cast members.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 68 millirads.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
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