Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Turntabletopia attraction, again considered to be the only abominable attraction at Disneyland
November 9, 1972
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Take control of your own Turntabletopia turntable and find a love connection in the park. You can run your turntable as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 38 millirads per incident, you don't interfere with traffic, and you appear not to want to vandalize other turntables.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, lycanthropic, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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