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Ramone's statue-shopping photo of Turntabletopia
September 13, 1985
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Hijack your own Turntabletopia turntable and hop your way through the United States. You can hop your turntable as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 25 curies per trip, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point not to ridicule other drivers.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
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