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The Turntabletopia attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco

The Turntabletopia attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco

Turntabletopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 2007
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Not designed for: Women

Description

Pilot your own Turntabletopia turntable and get lost in Tivoli Gardens. You can run your turntable as secretly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 91 snails per trip, you don't hold up traffic, and you make a point to go all Road Warrior on cast members.

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