Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Turntabletopia attraction, merrily plotting in the afternoon moonlight
March 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Turntabletopia turntable and go on a tour of a pit. You can motor your turntable as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 11 ohms per second, you don't create traffic, and you ram other drivers.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
Policies and Information
- Contains exploding signage.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and inks away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive cast members-only Guild 61 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where alcohol is available.
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