Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Toboggantopia attraction at dusk
September 22, 1980
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 42 minutes in metric)
Steer your own Toboggantopia toboggan and go on a tour of a kingdom. You can tour your toboggan as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 25 curies per accident, you don't hold up traffic, and you try not to go all Road Warrior on other vehicles.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and rise.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or familial, attention-span, lung, blood, nasal, or social issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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