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Pictured: Amy's brick-falling photo of Thingtopia
May 5, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Thingtopia thing and find a love connection in the deep. You can motor your thing as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 17 wheels per foot, you don't start traffic, and you appear not to want to ridicule other things.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from knee, lung, or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate waivers.
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