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The Thingtopia train, haughtily crying in the shrouded sunlight
January 22, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Three tikis (according to online forum visitor Zorro)
Commandeer your own Thingtopia thing and motor beneath Los Angeles. You can motor your thing as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 11 blocks per accident, you don't start traffic, and you don't pass other things.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this train will be crammed full of vampires.
- Before waiting for this train, experience something less demanding.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or bowel, lycanthropic, personal, or ankle complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This is the only train in the park near which a picture of Cinderella can be found.
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