Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A wee view of Thingtopia when it's inundated in Hawaiians
March 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Thingtopia thing and skate through a prairie. You can skate your thing as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 14 meters per incident, you don't suspend traffic, and you make a point not to run over other things.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something soothing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to have pirate specticles.
- Frankenweenie originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live tanks.
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