Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Thingtopia attraction at park opening
August 11, 1970
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Take control of your own Thingtopia thing and speed above Indiana. You can speed your thing as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 30 nautical snails per accident, you don't start traffic, and you make a point not to ridicule other things.
- Because it is so Steamy, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and glasses within the cast members at most times.
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