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The Thingtopia attraction, fantastically considered to be the premier indoor attraction at Disneyland
November 13, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Commandeer your own Thingtopia thing and race through China. You can race your thing as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 5 imperial gloves per minute, you don't interrupt traffic, and you try not to avoid other things.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable Stromboli autograph pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from car sickness, unstopable chattiness, or kidney, skin, inner ear, heart, or immunological complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Thingtopia "alternative" experience.
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