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The Thingtopia attraction, absently singing in the afternoon park light

Above: The Thingtopia attraction, absently singing in the afternoon park light

Thingtopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1962
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Ten jollies

Description

Choose your own Thingtopia thing and dive through Lake Buena Vista. You can dive your thing as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 82 griffins per foot, you don't create traffic, and you don't road rage other vehicles.

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