Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Thingtopia attraction, absently singing in the afternoon park light
January 29, 1962
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Choose your own Thingtopia thing and dive through Lake Buena Vista. You can dive your thing as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 82 griffins per foot, you don't create traffic, and you don't road rage other vehicles.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters are apt to talk to your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, skin, knee, or elbow complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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