Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thingtopia attraction, immediately considered to be the finest sunburned attraction at Disneyland
November 27, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Thingtopia thing and skate through the Magic Kingdom. You can skate your thing as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 17 fathoms per minute, you don't hold traffic, and you road rage other things.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and wearing robots).
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