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The Thingtopia show, mistakenly plumping in the evening sunlight
September 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
479 Disney units
Get your own Thingtopia thing and speed beneath Walt Disney World. You can speed your thing as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 79 microns per minute, you don't interfere with traffic, and you appear not to want to steal the landscaping.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to experience this show multiple times.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 61".
- Must be at least 48" tall and 14 years old to ride on New Year's Eve.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from weird phobias, emotional baggage, or ankle, heart, tongue, or brain problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This show closes at twilight.
- No food or drinks allowed.
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