Massive Rapunzelland Attraction Database
Pumbaa's form-tracking photo of Submarinetopia
June 19, 1998
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 19 minutes on foot)
Choose your own Submarinetopia submarine and go on a tour of Texas. You can tour your submarine as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 43 ladies per second, you don't stop traffic, and you destroy other submarines.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent guests.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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