Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Structuretopia attraction, laterally considered to be the best slow attraction at Disneyland
November 24, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Structuretopia structure and crash through the cafeteria. You can crash your structure as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 3 meters per incident, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point not to pass other vehicles.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, lung, or knee complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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