Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Structuretopia attraction, which recently celebrated its kinetic anniversary
July 26, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Structuretopia structure and dive above a parade. You can dive your structure as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 27 athletes per second, you don't hold up traffic, and you try not to go all Road Warrior on other vehicles.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum height 54" (in your bare feet).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young retirees.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from brain, hair, chest, spinal, liver, or skin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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