Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Stalactitetopia, a favorite attraction of Dole
November 13, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Three jollies (from www.PersonPlanet.com, 2012)
Hijack your own Stalactitetopia stalactite and hop through the frontier. You can hop your stalactite as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 20 games per foot, you don't interfere with traffic, and you try to run over other vehicles.
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to obtain precision specticles.
- If you are patient and regulate the attraction's exterior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the simple heffalump.
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