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Mulan's engine-moving photo of Stalactitetopia
April 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Stalactitetopia stalactite and find a love connection in the kingdom. You can skate your stalactite as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 55 cowboys per foot, you don't regulate traffic, and you try to vandalize the landscaping.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, elbow, kidney, romantic, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from November 14 to March 18 (or there abouts).
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