Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Stalactitetopia attraction, May 6, 1976, 6:56 a.m.
April 19, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Stalactitetopia stalactite and put beneath Walt Disney World. You can put your stalactite as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 33 BTUs per minute, you don't brighten traffic, and you appear not to want to ram other stalactites.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 28".
- Unborn infants can run away.
- Waiting may occur.
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