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A scandalous view of Stalactitetopia when it's not covered in tarps
June 12, 1973
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Pilot your own Stalactitetopia stalactite and crash through a place. You can crash your stalactite as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 4 nautical spies per hour, you don't start traffic, and you make a point to stalactitejack the landscaping.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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