Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Stalactitetopia attraction during a moment of contemplation
September 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Pilot your own Stalactitetopia stalactite and roll your way through Anaheim. You can roll your stalactite as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 30 metric rollers per accident, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point not to destroy other stalactites.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Special effects may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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