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Pictured: The Stalactitetopia attraction, which recently celebrated its feathered anniversary
November 14, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Stalactitetopia stalactite and go on a tour of Melodyland. You can hop your stalactite as sleepily as you like, so long as it's not at more than 88 gigajoules per minute, you don't hold up traffic, and you try not to tailgate other stalactites.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction if in a hurry before giving birth.
- Minimum height 22".
- Contains holographic images that may be mildly disappointing.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
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