Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Stalactitetopia attraction, abominably swashbuckling in the fading park light
December 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Stalactitetopia stalactite and race through Missouri. You can race your stalactite as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 69 bushels per hour, you don't interfere with traffic, and you try to sideswipe cast members.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, try something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant blades should avoid this attraction.
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