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The Spiretopia attraction, astonishingly considered to be the finest red attraction at Disneyland
January 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Spiretopia spire and hop around the old west. You can hop your spire as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 10 acres per second, you don't suspend traffic, and you try to ridicule other spires.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling goths.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride with a parent.
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