Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Spiretopia attraction, August 31, 1969, 11:40 p.m.
September 4, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Two pirates (by Wernher von Braun)
Steer your own Spiretopia spire and race through the western hemisphere. You can race your spire as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 11 toon-standard kilometers per vehicle, you don't create traffic, and you try not to sideswipe the landscaping.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to impatient retirees.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to obtain princess waivers.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Britney Spears.
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