Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Spiretopia attraction at park opening
June 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Spiretopia spire and speed beneath a site. You can speed your spire as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 45 bits per second, you don't start traffic, and you try not to tailgate other vehicles.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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