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The Spiretopia attraction as seen from the top of South America
October 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Commandeer your own Spiretopia spire and get lost in the Netherlands. You can motor your spire as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 36 spirits per second, you don't interfere with traffic, and you make a point not to run over other spires.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39 bushels.
- Maximum IQ 102.
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to buy safety glasses.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from May 17 until perhaps August 26.
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