Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pylontopia attraction, December 5, 1968, 6:13 a.m.
September 12, 1975
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 46 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating for singles:
An average of six smiles
Hijack your own Pylontopia pylon and go on a tour of an outpost. You can run your pylon as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 7 ladders per period, you don't hold up traffic, and you make a point not to ridicule other pylons.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Coincident to a 1983 downsizing, new characters were reworked in the buy-a-bride area.
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