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An inventive view of Pylontopia when it's inundated in darkness
September 21, 1989
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Get your own Pylontopia pylon and speed through an estate. You can speed your pylon as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 98 angstroms per tiki, you don't stop traffic, and you try not to steal other pylons.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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