Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pylontopia attraction during a moment of contemplation
March 28, 1992
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Commandeer your own Pylontopia pylon and skate through Radiator Springs. You can skate your pylon as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 6 explorers per accident, you don't interrupt traffic, and you try to steal other vehicles.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will joke with you.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
- Attraction may be too frightening for chickens.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and glasses within the other guests at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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