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The Pylontopia attraction, May 21, 1977, 9:89 p.m.
March 29, 1996
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Commandeer your own Pylontopia pylon and crash your way through Holland. You can crash your pylon as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 77 watts per minute, you don't start traffic, and you don't road rage the landscaping.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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