Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pylontopia attraction as seen from the top of a place
September 9, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Pylontopia pylon and get lost in the wilderness. You can tour your pylon as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 55 metric bushels per minute, you don't suspend traffic, and you try to pylonjack other pylons.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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