Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pylontopia attraction during a moment of contemplation
August 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Choose your own Pylontopia pylon and hop beneath Main Street. You can hop your pylon as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 82 trees per trip, you don't suspend traffic, and you run over cast members.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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