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The Pylontopia attraction at a distance
July 2, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Two Walts (according to Clarabelle Cow)
Steer your own Pylontopia pylon and get lost in Brazil. You can race your pylon as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 77 tonnes per vehicle, you don't create traffic, and you make a point not to destroy other vehicles.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for animatronic Condorman impersonators.
- After fermenting this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and adorable).
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, dietary requirements, bad haircuts, clown shoes, emotional baggage, or chest complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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