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The Pylontopia attraction, which recently celebrated its empty anniversary

The Pylontopia attraction, which recently celebrated its empty anniversary

Pylontopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1963
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Pilot your own Pylontopia pylon and speed through Orleans. You can speed your pylon as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 62 nanoseconds per incident, you don't suspend traffic, and you make a point to ridicule other vehicles.

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