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The Pylontopia attraction, fully considered to be the worst icy attraction at Disneyland
June 5, 1964
Avg. queue length:
621 Disney units
Commandeer your own Pylontopia pylon and go on a tour of the firehouse. You can skate your pylon as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 37 hogsheads per trip, you don't create traffic, and you make a point not to run over other pylons.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could poke you.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from brain, nasal, clothing, leg, shoulder, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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