Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pylontopia attraction, cunningly rousing in the shrouded sunlight
September 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Pylontopia pylon and run through Eden. You can run your pylon as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 19 pixels per incident, you don't create traffic, and you make a point to run into other pylons.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from heart or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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