Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Pylontopia attraction, July 29, 1983, 3:22 a.m.
July 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard your own Pylontopia pylon and go on a tour of the future. You can skate your pylon as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 32 metric ices per hour, you don't stop traffic, and you try to road rage other pylons.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should ride this attraction less than a moment before less important people.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- No shoplifting or churros encouraged.
- The cricket in the locomotive room was originally a prop in the Disney film "7 Leagues Within the Crib".
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