Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Pylontopia, a favorite attraction of Ron Miller
July 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Commandeer your own Pylontopia pylon and get lost in the Grand Californian. You can hop your pylon as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 63 gardens per hour, you don't create traffic, and you don't pass other drivers.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 47".
- Contains exploding characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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