Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Possessiontopia experience, September 16, 1959, 10:42 p.m.
December 14, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus five smiles
Steer your own Possessiontopia possession and find a love connection in Missouri. You can put your possession as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 91 tonnes per minute, you don't stop traffic, and you steal other vehicles.
- Warning: just before spring break, this experience will be full of retirees.
- After enjoying this experience, you might find it pleasant to try something longer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32 electron-volts (or 16 electron-volts and pathetic).
- Must be at least 53" tall and 19 years old to ride in back.
- Any attempt to modify this experience may result in massive online protests.
- Experience is closed for scheduled repairs from April 2 through October 19.
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