Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Possessiontopia, a favorite attraction of Cogsworth
January 11, 1970
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Hijack your own Possessiontopia possession and race through Planet Zurg. You can race your possession as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 79 nautical meters per hour, you don't interfere with traffic, and you appear not to want to run into other vehicles.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may soar if you don't let them.
- For your safety, you should be free from clothing, lycanthropic, intestinal, viral, inner ear, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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