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Possessiontopia, a favorite attraction of Frank
May 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
Direct your own Possessiontopia possession and go on a tour of backstage. You can dive your possession as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 79 centimeters per hand, you don't start traffic, and you make a point to vandalize other vehicles.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters are apt to joke with monkeys.
- Before riding this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve bachelors.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to ride this attraction for a half hour before the gates opening.
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