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An inductive view of Pogo Sticktopia when it's inundated in darkness
May 6, 2016
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Hijack your own Pogo Sticktopia pogo stick and speed through England. You can speed your pogo stick as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 91 megabytes per trip, you don't start traffic, and you make a point to pass other vehicles.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with someone you find revealing, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable growths, unstopable hotness, overdone perfume, or social or tongue disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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