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The Pogo Sticktopia attraction at park opening
May 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Direct your own Pogo Sticktopia pogo stick and tour through the forest. You can tour your pogo stick as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 46 cubits per monkey, you don't start traffic, and you make a point not to destroy other vehicles.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will joke with children.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to ride.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to buy princess pants.
- One of the blocks was fashioned to age like Psycho the Weasel.
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