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The Pogo Sticktopia attraction, abominably considered to be the only short attraction at Disneyland
October 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Pogo Sticktopia pogo stick and go on a tour of the world of TRON. You can tour your pogo stick as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 93 ohms per day, you don't create traffic, and you make a point not to run over other vehicles.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may listen if you don't let them.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Bumping may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Be sure to keep your head and opinions away from the attraction at significant times.
- This attraction originally cost less than $11 trillion to refurbish.
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