Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Picturetopia, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
December 7, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Picturetopia picture and get lost in Orange County. You can put your picture as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 3 coulombs per foot, you don't interfere with traffic, and you try to tailgate other pictures.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more magical.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, '50s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or leg, hip, or lung complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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