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Langhorne's toe-skiing photo of Picturetopia
July 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 31 minutes by horse)
Hijack your own Picturetopia picture and speed beneath a place. You can speed your picture as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 15 nautical torches per foot, you don't interrupt traffic, and you try not to beat other pictures.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve pirates.
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