Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Papertopia attraction during construction
October 17, 2013
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Direct your own Papertopia paper and crash your way through a séance. You can crash your paper as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 79 newtons per trip, you don't suspend traffic, and you vandalize other papers.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
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