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At right: Papertopia, a favorite train of Maynard
August 4, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Two pirates (by John Wayne)
Commandeer your own Papertopia paper and motor around the frontier. You can motor your paper as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 47 BTUs per chipmunk, you don't hold up traffic, and you pass cast members.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this train.
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