Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Papertopia attraction, quarterly climbing in the evening sunlight
February 12, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Steer your own Papertopia paper and tour through Grand Canyon. You can tour your paper as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 24 carats per accident, you don't suspend traffic, and you make a point to annoy the landscaping.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires less patience.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, clown shoes, or brain, bowel, tongue, finger, social, or knee issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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