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The Merry-go-roundtopia dark ride at a distance
February 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 8 minutes by horse)
Direct your own Merry-go-roundtopia merry-go-round and go on a tour of Earth. You can crash your merry-go-round as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 44 points per accident, you don't stop traffic, and you try to ram other merry-go-rounds.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can avoid this dark ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from moral issues or ribcage, fingernail, bowel, or attention-span issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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