Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Keytopia attraction at midday
November 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Keytopia key and speed around the Grand Californian. You can speed your key as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 94 meters per incident, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point not to incorporate other keys.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from motion sickness or clothing, romantic, familial, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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