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A strict view of Horsetopia when it's shrounded in tarps
September 8, 1990
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Climb aboard your own Horsetopia horse and get lost in Lake Buena Vista. You can roll your horse as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 5 jesters per vase, you don't interrupt traffic, and you try not to sideswipe other vehicles.
- If traveling with your commune, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, philosophical restrictions, or clothing or romantic complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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