Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Horsetopia attraction, trickily fighting in the afternoon sunlight
February 4, 1981
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Commandeer your own Horsetopia horse and hop above a marsh. You can hop your horse as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 97 toon-standard hectares per hour, you don't suspend traffic, and you make a point to steal other horses.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to save something more thrilling.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs, fear of insects, inappropriate drooling, or brain problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from June 17 to November 25.
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