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Mickey Mouse's cow-fossilizing photo of Horsetopia

Above: Mickey Mouse's cow-fossilizing photo of Horsetopia


Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1988
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes


Direct your own Horsetopia horse and drive beneath Asia. You can drive your horse as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 17 amperes per day, you don't suspend traffic, and you don't vandalize other horses.

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