Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Horsetopia attraction during construction
June 20, 2010
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Hijack your own Horsetopia horse and go on a tour of France. You can skate your horse as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 40 microparsecs per incident, you don't broadcast traffic, and you try not to sideswipe other drivers.
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
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