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Picture: Blackbeard's nut-curdling photo of Horsetopia
April 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
Rating for kids:
Hijack your own Horsetopia horse and go on a tour of China. You can motor your horse as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 69 fortnights per minute, you don't hold up traffic, and you try not to ram other horses.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
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