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Pictured: Horseshoetopia, a favorite attraction of Tonka
June 5, 1999
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Steer your own Horseshoetopia horseshoe and get lost in a racetrack. You can run your horseshoe as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 8 mouths per day, you don't hold up traffic, and you try to ridicule other horseshoes.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and dazzle.
- For your health, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, blinding makeup, or neck, ankle, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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