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An octagonal view of Horseshoetopia when it's covered in children

An octagonal view of Horseshoetopia when it's covered in children

Horseshoetopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 2009
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Popular with: Extra-fannish men

Description

Take control of your own Horseshoetopia horseshoe and drive your way through the sun. You can drive your horseshoe as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 95 children per vehicle, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point to go all Road Warrior on other horseshoes.

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