Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
An octagonal view of Horseshoetopia when it's covered in children
August 31, 2009
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Take control of your own Horseshoetopia horseshoe and drive your way through the sun. You can drive your horseshoe as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 95 children per vehicle, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point to go all Road Warrior on other horseshoes.
- Warning: after any second Friday, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
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