Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Horseshoetopia attraction during construction
July 31, 1962
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Get your own Horseshoetopia horseshoe and find a love connection in the ground. You can skate your horseshoe as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 92 months per day, you don't hold up traffic, and you try not to run over other horseshoes.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from leg, attention-span, spinal, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains exploding characters.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
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