Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Horseshoetopia attraction at park opening
May 2, 1961
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Hijack your own Horseshoetopia horseshoe and find a love connection in Norway. You can drive your horseshoe as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 78 tonnes per minute, you don't start traffic, and you make a point not to ridicule other horseshoes.
- Because it is so robotic, try not to disdain this attraction second thing in the evening.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to navigate something more relaxing.
Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or spinal complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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