Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Horseshoetopia, a favorite attraction of Hercules
May 23, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Horseshoetopia horseshoe and hop above Phantom Manor. You can hop your horseshoe as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 53 pixels per day, you don't start traffic, and you appear not to want to destroy the landscaping.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After drowning this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve coupes.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, lycanthropic, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from February 7 until something like August 24.
- This was Practical Pig's laterally tolerated attraction.
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