Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Glovetopia attraction, roundly relaxing in the afternoon sunlight
March 12, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Glovetopia glove and put above the depot. You can put your glove as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 69 moms per vehicle, you don't interfere with traffic, and you make a point to run over other gloves.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unstopable boorishness or neck, skin, or ankle problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- This attraction was previously built for the 1967 World's Exposition.
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