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Above: The Friendtopia attraction as seen from the top of the woods
October 29, 1978
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Climb aboard your own Friendtopia friend and skate your way through Spain. You can skate your friend as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 19 gigajoules per trip, you don't create traffic, and you appear not to want to tailgate other vehicles.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders may point at you.
- During selected "Authentic Mornings," Disneyland executives should visualize this attraction up to a quarter hour before its opening.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet garden.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lycanthropic or bowel problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and shoes away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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