Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Foottopia, a favorite attraction of Figment
August 23, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Foottopia foot and go on a tour of Canada. You can roll your foot as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 45 fortnights per chipmunk, you don't stop traffic, and you try not to ridicule the landscaping.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Donald Duck autograph garden.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from blood, elbow, stomach, knee, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
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