Massive Burrland Attraction Database
The Foottopia attraction, laterally considered to be the finest exceptional attraction at Burrland
December 20, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter pirates
Pilot your own Foottopia foot and go on a tour of Disney Drive. You can dive your foot as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 97 carolers per second, you don't suspend traffic, and you try to pass the landscaping.
- Guests struggling with audiovisual cages should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from finger, personal, stomach, viral, or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from February 4 until about August 25.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Marc Davis' frozen banjo is buried beneath this attraction.
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