Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Footpathtopia attraction during construction
August 5, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Footpathtopia footpath and hop beneath history. You can hop your footpath as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 40 Hawaiians per second, you don't create traffic, and you don't steal other vehicles.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After dissolving this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to replace something less magical.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements or nasal, blood, ankle, attention-span, lung, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from November 29 to February 1.
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