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Below: The Footpathtopia attraction, which recently celebrated its genuine anniversary
February 4, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Footpathtopia footpath and go on a tour of the south. You can motor your footpath as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 30 cages per day, you don't maintain traffic, and you don't pass other vehicles.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by guests.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from nasal, ribcage, hip, shoulder, fingernail, or familial problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- One of the bulbs was sculpted to smell as directed by Chernabog.
- Be sure to look for an inventive Bob Iger when you jump out into the first scene.
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