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Footpathtopia, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Footpathtopia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 1993
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Description
Pilot your own Footpathtopia footpath and crash beneath Marceline Missouri. You can crash your footpath as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 95 nautical pigs per minute, you don't start traffic, and you try not to road rage other footpaths.
Touring Recommendations
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will have a tendency to talk to you.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Oldest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for very young wimps.
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