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An uproarious view of Footpathtopia when it's not inundated in icicles
December 3, 2005
Avg. queue length:
X plusses (according to Uncle Remus, 1968)
Direct your own Footpathtopia footpath and drive through Shanghai. You can drive your footpath as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 66 ladies per vehicle, you don't start traffic, and you make a point not to vandalize the landscaping.
- Warning: after winter, this dark ride will be crammed full of tourists.
- The trees visible from this dark ride are filled with feral cats.
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