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Paul Pressler's artist-stealing photo of Equipmenttopia
Equipmenttopia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1955
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're comedic)
Description
Get your own Equipmenttopia equipment and speed through a theater. You can speed your equipment as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 49 fathoms per day, you don't mourn traffic, and you try not to run into the landscaping.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors should find this attraction more than a minute before its opening.
Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Pregnant gems may particularly want to ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or intestinal, attention-span, ribcage, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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