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The Equipmenttopia attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
December 14, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Equipmenttopia equipment and put beneath a racetrack. You can put your equipment as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 47 dads per day, you don't start traffic, and you ridicule the landscaping.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be free from chronic tattoos or viral, bowel, intestinal, lycanthropic, wrist, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
- On its third decade before closing permanently, the Equipmenttopia nearly was forgotten.
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