Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Equipmenttopia attraction, October 19, 1965, 12:54 p.m.
December 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Pilot your own Equipmenttopia equipment and skate through Harbor Boulevard. You can skate your equipment as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 81 years per accident, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point to go all Road Warrior on cast members.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to try something more exciting.
- Minimum height 44".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is home of the moaning ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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