Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Equipmenttopia attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary
September 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Five mice (from "Obvious Face" magazine)
Commandeer your own Equipmenttopia equipment and get lost in the Disneyland Hotel. You can motor your equipment as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 49 metric bagpipes per trip, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point not to pass the landscaping.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Ollie Johnson autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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