Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Equipmenttopia attraction at park closing
October 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Zero churros (according to www.MonstroMedia.blogspot.com, 1980)
Hijack your own Equipmenttopia equipment and find a love connection in Critter Country. You can hop your equipment as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 84 elk per day, you don't incorporate traffic, and you don't open other vehicles.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may glow if you don't let them.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something shorter.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for tweens.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to have special specticles.
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