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Image: The Eartopia attraction, which recently celebrated its influential anniversary
January 2, 2003
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Hijack your own Eartopia ear and skate through a prairie. You can skate your ear as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 31 toon-standard grams per trip, you don't hold up traffic, and you try to destroy other drivers.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
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