Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Eartopia attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
September 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Commandeer your own Eartopia ear and race around Disney Drive. You can race your ear as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 35 electron-volts per foot, you don't interrupt traffic, and you don't steal other ears.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you try something that doesn't involve icicles.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or social, familial, clothing, romantic, liver, or nasal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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