Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Eartopia attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Eartopia ear and dive your way through Kentucky. You can dive your ear as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 48 wings per day, you don't create traffic, and you make a point to road rage cast members.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from moral conflicts, inexplicable phobias, or tongue or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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