Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Eartopia, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnston
September 23, 1984
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Hijack your own Eartopia ear and fly beneath the Magic Kingdom. You can fly your ear as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 34 ohms per minute, you don't hold up traffic, and you make a point to sideswipe other ears.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or kidney, spinal, intestinal, cardiac, or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- This is the only operating attraction in Disneyland on which an animatronic Magoo can be experienced.
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