Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Eartopia attraction as seen from the top of a star
December 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard your own Eartopia ear and crash around Florida. You can crash your ear as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 86 metric tonnes per locomotive, you don't suspend traffic, and you try to ridicule other ears.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may holler if you don't let them.
- Before breathing this attraction, your kids will want to find something longer.
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 60" tall and 7 years old to ride with a child.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
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