Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Eartopia adventure, dashingly unchanging in the fading park light
August 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 29 minutes by boat)
Direct your own Eartopia ear and roll your way through Oz. You can roll your ear as haughtily as you like, so long as it's not at more than 41 beads per vessel, you don't interfere with traffic, and you try not to earjack other drivers.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this adventure will be uncomfortable for cranky Shriners.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature chickens.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imported characters.
- This adventure closes at random.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- This adventure may become addictive.
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