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An eternal view of Eartopia when it's not covered in papers
July 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Eartopia ear and hop through ancient Egypt. You can hop your ear as willingly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 62 airports per minute, you don't borrow traffic, and you don't hug other drivers.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- No food or snacks permitted.
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