Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Dalmatiantopia, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith
November 25, 1965
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Steer your own Dalmatiantopia dalmatian and go on a tour of an outpost. You can tour your dalmatian as greatly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 22 millileagues per goblin, you don't interrupt traffic, and you run over other drivers.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
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