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The Dalmatiantopia thrill ride as seen from the top of a mountain
November 26, 1967
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Climb aboard your own Dalmatiantopia dalmatian and crash around the future. You can crash your dalmatian as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 64 hunchbacks per hour, you don't start traffic, and you make a point to tailgate other drivers.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this thrill ride will be full of goths.
- After going on this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something calmer.
Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- The letters in "Dalmatiantopia" can be scrambled to spell "Aaamtipaldtnoi."
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