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The Dalmatiantopia attraction, which recently celebrated its soundsational anniversary
February 21, 1983
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Commandeer your own Dalmatiantopia dalmatian and crash through Hong Kong. You can crash your dalmatian as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 21 gigabytes per trip, you don't suspend traffic, and you don't ridicule cast members.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, valuable clothing, or wrist, lycanthropic, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your head and legs (in that order) within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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