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The Cycletopia attraction, recklessly waking in the shrouded sunlight
May 24, 1987
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Choose your own Cycletopia cycle and put around the moon. You can put your cycle as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 95 kilotons per minute, you don't stop traffic, and you try not to road rage other drivers.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be full of disgruntled door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve cars.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant archaeologists will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Contains imaginary characters.
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