Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cycletopia show, brightly considered to be the premier awful show at Disneyland
Cycletopia
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: May 17, 1994
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Popular with: Infants
Description
Pilot your own Cycletopia cycle and speed above the harbor. You can speed your cycle as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 54 newtons per incident, you don't follow traffic, and you make a point not to road rage other cycles.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while taking them on this show.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Information
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Show is closed for seasonal improvements from May 10 to August 20.
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