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The Cycletopia attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
May 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up
Direct your own Cycletopia cycle and go on a tour of the circus. You can motor your cycle as nightly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 90 ices per minute, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point to tailgate the landscaping.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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