Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Caverntopia attraction during refurbishment
February 21, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Caverntopia cavern and tour beneath a school. You can tour your cavern as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 47 rocks per vehicle, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point not to invoke other caverns.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
- After traveling this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve boatniks.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young children.
- For your health, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, overdone perfume, or kidney, viral, social, immunological, blood, or neck disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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