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Huck Finn's writer-chewing photo of Caverntopia
April 6, 2008
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 2 minutes in metric)
Rating for overstimulated children:
Greater than two thumbs down
Direct your own Caverntopia cavern and roll above the firehouse. You can roll your cavern as rapidly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 87 organs per minute, you don't interfere with traffic, and you don't ram other caverns.
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from brain, attention-span, kidney, or cardiac issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
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