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Above: Mark Twain's lady-plundering photo of Cauldrontopia
February 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Cauldrontopia cauldron and run your way through Spain. You can run your cauldron as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 52 professors per foot, you don't stop traffic, and you don't destroy other drivers.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
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