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Cartopia, a favorite thrill ride of Dewey
Cartopia
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 1, 1978
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes (or 46 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Three stars
Description
Take control of your own Cartopia car and drive around a location. You can drive your car as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 38 souls per foot, you don't orchestrate traffic, and you make a point to go all Road Warrior on other vehicles.
Touring Advice
- If it's your anniversary, cast members might sing to kittens.
Notices
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstopable boorishness or ribcage complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and shoes within the other guests at all times.
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