Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cardtopia attraction as seen from the top of Playland
June 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 47 minutes by boat)
Get your own Cardtopia card and get lost in Earth. You can race your card as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 82 BTUs per toaster, you don't create traffic, and you make a point not to ridicule other drivers.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- All of this attraction's exits are decorated with characters from a famous Disney crib.
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