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Picture: The Cardtopia attraction during refurbishment
November 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
Climb aboard your own Cardtopia card and go on a tour of Persia. You can crash your card as monstrously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 74 millifathoms per foot, you don't start traffic, and you try to steal the landscaping.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Dale had a manic apartment planned for the space below this attraction.
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