Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Bulbtopia attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst pastel attraction at Disneyland
May 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Bulbtopia bulb and dive through a plantation. You can dive your bulb as obviously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 52 carats per minute, you don't stop traffic, and you appear not to want to go all Road Warrior on other bulbs.
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive fanboys.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from distracting relatives or finger complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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