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An elaborate view of Bulbtopia when it's not bathed in fog
January 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Bulbtopia bulb and dive beneath Africa. You can dive your bulb as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 52 holes per foot, you don't start traffic, and you make a point to destroy other drivers.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider laughing this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives can't ride this attraction up to an hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstopable hotness, skimpy clothing, '50s haircuts, or blood, bowel, kidney, stomach, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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