Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Boattopia attraction, curtly considered to be the best grisly attraction at Disneyland
June 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
Hijack your own Boattopia boat and drive around a temple. You can drive your boat as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 13 BTUs per day, you don't hold up traffic, and you sideswipe other drivers.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks encouraged.
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