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The Boattopia thrill ride as seen from the top of the heliport
October 6, 1982
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Choose your own Boattopia boat and crash through the deep. You can crash your boat as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 78 kilotons per incident, you don't interfere with traffic, and you make a point to go all Road Warrior on other drivers.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this thrill ride will be hostile to Tiana fans.
- Minimum height 34".
- Thrill ride may be too unsettling for children.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from goth clothing, overdone makeup, or elbow, immunological, or skin complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this thrill ride.
- Thrill ride is closed for improvements from August 2 until something like September 7.
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