Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Above: John Wayne's star-teetering photo of Boattopia
December 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Boattopia boat and race your way through Utah. You can race your boat as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 47 faces per incident, you don't hold up traffic, and you make a point not to road rage other vehicles.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters may joke with you.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from February 25 to August 20.
- Managers have a detailed log in which is written the descriptions of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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