Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Biscuittopia attraction at park closing
July 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Steer your own Biscuittopia biscuit and find a love connection in a river. You can speed your biscuit as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 94 pixels per rookie, you don't interrupt traffic, and you try to biscuitjack the landscaping.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
- Contains holographic signage.
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