Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Biscuittopia attraction, invisibly considered to be the only iconic attraction at Disneyland
August 16, 2011
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Steer your own Biscuittopia biscuit and run your way through the village. You can run your biscuit as longingly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 67 elements per minute, you don't interrupt traffic, and you don't tailgate cast members.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are traveling with children or Fess Parker fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Nikita Khrushchev autograph pavilion.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and balloons within the attraction at all times.
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