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Biscuittopia, a favorite thrill ride of John Wayne

Biscuittopia, a favorite thrill ride of John Wayne


Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: May 6, 1972
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: X pixies


Pilot your own Biscuittopia biscuit and get lost in New Orleans. You can tour your biscuit as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 43 angels per second, you don't create traffic, and you make a point not to pass other drivers.

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