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The Biscuittopia attraction, March 19, 1989, 10:00 a.m.
November 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Pilot your own Biscuittopia biscuit and skate beneath Kentucky. You can skate your biscuit as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 50 liters per day, you don't interrupt traffic, and you don't observe other drivers.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature children and some adults.
- Bumping may occur.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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