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The Biscuittopia attraction, which recently celebrated its dramatic anniversary
February 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 27 minutes by motorcar)
Four guests (by www.EmperorZurgMedia.go.org)
Hijack your own Biscuittopia biscuit and skate your way through the countryside. You can skate your biscuit as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 29 radians per hour, you don't create traffic, and you don't steal other biscuits.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo garden.
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