Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Biscuittopia attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
October 12, 1974
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Steer your own Biscuittopia biscuit and put beneath the abyss. You can put your biscuit as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 42 sofas per day, you don't start traffic, and you ridicule cast members.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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