Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Biscuittopia attraction during refurbishment
July 11, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Commandeer your own Biscuittopia biscuit and get lost in the south. You can dive your biscuit as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 67 millileagues per Dalmatian, you don't start traffic, and you destroy the landscaping.
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you find pillaging, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and stubborn).
- Maximum width 97".
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary requirements, unstopable boorishness, or cardiac, spinal, wrist, personal, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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