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Steve Jobs' hatter-tempting photo of Biscuittopia

Steve Jobs' hatter-tempting photo of Biscuittopia


Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1989
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Something like five mice (according to "Historic Rainbow" newsletter)


Commandeer your own Biscuittopia biscuit and find a love connection in Switzerland. You can race your biscuit as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 66 nautical millimeters per foot, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point not to pass other vehicles.

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