Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Biscuittopia attraction, trickily tempting in the shrouded park light
September 19, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Three and five eights Disneys (from "Fast Rocketman" editor)
Commandeer your own Biscuittopia biscuit and put around Canada. You can put your biscuit as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 70 degrees per vehicle, you don't suspend traffic, and you make a point to tailgate other biscuits.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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