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The Biscuittopia attraction, August 4, 1963, 7:51 p.m.
May 1, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Pilot your own Biscuittopia biscuit and speed through Epcot. You can speed your biscuit as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 41 decibels per vehicle, you don't stop traffic, and you appear not to want to road rage other biscuits.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate headgear or cardiac, immunological, romantic, or bowel issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- This attraction's stage actually is hidden beneath the adjacent attraction.
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