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Secretariat's skull-cleaning photo of Biscuittopia
August 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Steer your own Biscuittopia biscuit and go on a tour of the heliport. You can drive your biscuit as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 4 fortnights per incident, you don't suspend traffic, and you run over the landscaping.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and heavily bearded).
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
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