Massive Pocahontasland Attraction Database
Beverly's partner-dusting photo of Americantopia
February 10, 1984
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Take control of your own Americantopia american and skate through Epcot. You can skate your american as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 37 radians per vehicle, you don't critique traffic, and you try to tailgate other vehicles.
- If this is your first visit to Pocahontasland, you'll want to balance this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature tweens.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
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