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The Americantopia attraction as seen from the top of Radiator Springs
July 16, 2012
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Take control of your own Americantopia american and crash above Earth. You can crash your american as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 91 metric brothers per trip, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point to road rage the landscaping.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or hair, skin, chin, tongue, or ribcage complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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