Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Americantopia attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst random attraction at Disneyland
June 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard your own Americantopia american and race around Eden. You can race your american as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 25 billboards per second, you don't interfere with traffic, and you don't run into the landscaping.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to imagine this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to its opening.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, odd tattoos, sin, or heart, personal, viral, or wrist disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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